cooldeadgirl:

shitpant2:

every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.

um no they’re oranges, you must be new here

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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  • voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
  • harry:
  • harry:
  • harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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  • voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
  • harry:
  • harry:
  • harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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communistbakery:

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

you tried so hard

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poopflow:

when I was in high school some dudes would play a game called soap drop and they would walk up to people and yell “sOAP DROP” and slap the books out of someone’s hands and another person would come up behind them when they bent over to pick them up, and pelvic thrust them so they fell and then one time they did it to a gay kid and he didn’t fall and he said “I guess that’s what happens when you mess with a power bottom” IM STILL LAUGHING

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mailorderwife:

I can’t believe I haven’t told this story but when cheetah girls came out on Disney channel my dad was obsessed with it and called himself Cheetah Dad for like 2 weeks

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

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